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2025 BFO Census
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It’s That Time Again... Can Poodle Count on You?
Sing It With Me!
Your Name
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Your answer
Where do you live?
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The only timezone that natters
Elsewhere in the USA
Mexico (In the present)
Mexico (In the future)
Describe yourself
Listener
Lurker
Semi-lurker
Currently Unsubscribed
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How long have you been listening to the BFO?
Since episode 1
Just Sharted... I mean Just Started
More than 10 years
More than 5 years
More than 1 year
Less than 1 year
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When did you exit the birth canal?
(You’ll be added to the Mark in Calendar if you’re not on it.)
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DD
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YYYY
What is your favorite BFO segment?
Choose
Daily/Weekend Updates
Segment Music/Bumpahs
The Coupon
Gentleman Caller Report
Ask Big Fatty
Voiceletters
Good Morning Big Fatty
Birthdays/Anniversirariums
Blowing It Out
Closing Music
Other than the host, what do you wish you could change on the BFO?
Your answer
Have you ever called (619) RUINED1?
Yes, and will again
No, but will soon
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Have you ever submitted a ”Good Morning Big Fatty” greeting?
Yes, and will again
On my ”to do” list
Too scared to send one... probably would shart myself trying
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Which is your favorite squeaky?
Squeaky Kitty
Squeaky Sheepy
Squeaky Bacon
Squeaky Chicken
Squeaky Gentleman Caller
Squeaky Piggy
Squeaky Grumpy Kitty
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Have you ever utilized a Special Chair?
Yes (Positioning disclosure not required)
Not Yet
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Describe the last time you sharted yourself? (give the details... Shart Week needs content)
Your answer
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